Is a crepehanger better than a poltroon better than a smellfungus? Merriam-Webster's came out with a new list of rare and amusing insults. Check it out! :-)
crepehanger - a pessimistic killjoy
smellfungus - a faultfinding curmudgeon
poltroon - a spiritless coward
Thanks for sharing the list! My favorite’s “chawbacon”.